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Shit... this is good

Posted by dormantaccount2 - December 30th, 2022


Alright guys listen up. A while ago there was a story where someone was told they'd be tortured their whole life, of course heaven is forced to make people happy so God makes them fall asleep. First of all... if God made them happy by removing their memories, then they wouldn't be human anymore, so there's absolutely no way that happened, because they wouldn't even have a personality, which is the definition of a soul. I'm trying to write this on behalf of a fat ugly deformed shit made of cigarette smoke a bit more normally than he would so bare with me. Unfortunately he's still laughing even though the conversation happened more than 28 years ago in Bulgaria.


Anyway... There's a period in time in Heaven where everyone must have their heads bowed... unfortunately he's asleep, and he can't bow his head. So God bows it for him... then he doesn't move from that position, the only thing God does is look at him from that point onward. He has to decide what to do based on if the person falls forwards or backwards. Now. First of all... when do your legs get tired in heaven? Never... because you'd have pain before you fall, so I guess someone would have to push him.


Moving on. Do people eat in Heaven? If they eat they would have to go to the bathroom... because if the food is incredibly clean then they would be like giants from how much we eat regularly on earth. So the buildings would have to grow along with them so they can go in and out of their apartments or houses. Their clothes would also have to grow in size, and Heaven itself would have to grow in size so that people have room to move around in. Now... if they are growing exponentially in height and not just in their belly, this could work, but their hair would also grow... at least they would have great hair, but wait there's more... since their hair is already a part of them... it would actually have to shrink in order for them to maintain how far down it goes, which means that eventually their hair would reach the floor... now... this is okay for women, because they could move forward, but guys have a beard, so I guess we would be stuck in place so we don't trip over our hair. This means that the utensils, such as forks and spoons for eating would have to be larger because we grow, and so would the scissors that we use, because we would have to cut our hair. We would need a mirror to see perfectly well or someone else would cut our hair for us. Unless we're all bald. One thing which would also have to grow larger would be trees, so they can produce more fruit for us. The fruit would have to be larger in size as well, so we can feel fed, and hold the actually food in our hands. Now a larger tree would also need more water in order to produce larger fruit, because it's larger, based on science raindrops can't get bigger, so it would have to rain for a lot longer, but let's say it's not cold in heaven so it'd be okay. What would happen to the rest of the soil based on the amount of water required for trees to be well fed... okay we made mud... okay we made a swamp... okay it started getting so wet that the trees couldn't handle the amount of bad soil and started dying. Of course there would have to be food in heaven because if you don't eat anything then you feel empty after a couple of hours of not doing it, or at most a day if you're stuck at work from morning to night and skip lunch, because we eat more... and drink more... our cups and plates and tables would get bigger as well... and so would our bathrooms. At one point I don't think we would be able to feel water drops but let's say the shower turns into a jet stream. How long does it take to fill up the bathtub? Of course Mr. Rouynekov already disproved two major religions by saying that if God made a garden and a person with no knowledge in it then obviously that person would be unable to speak, because they wouldn't have a language, so God would just be talking with him or herself through a puppet. Then a snake would come along and finally the two people would eat an apple, unless he knew what sex is without having knowledge. Did the snake have knowledge? So in reality religions were disproved in about 2 minutes but a fat ugly deformed shit is a bit more creative. :)


P.S. Do a woman's eggs get larger in size if she has a larger body?


P.P.S. The point of this isn't to disprove something which has already been disproven... I just was hoping people would say... if the laws of physics apply, meaning a large majority of laws of physics towards everything including heaven, then please type the following in your reply below: "Alright! I get it! People go to the bathroom in heaven!"


P.P.P.S.


The enter key needed to be pressed for emphasis. So you see, a fat ugly deformed shit made of cigarette smoke was able to explain one thing. There will always be one thing in heaven which some people are annoyed by...


I'm abandoning this body. -Belphegor


Do people... have... pets... such as... cats... and... dogs... in heaven?!!? :) XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD !!!!


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