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Posted by dormantaccount2 - February 6th, 2023


Alright listen up...


When I was young I wondered if we could use incubators to feed people by growing chicks from eggs, not just one egg, but multiple eggs as something more than a science experiment. Many chicken meals in restuarants... the reason they're so cheap... eggs supply their own food for making the chick, but protein from meat is stronger than from eggs, so you only need heat to make chicks. I asked my father, if there were a way to feed chicks with something much less expensive than it... did I just solve world hunger?


Moving on.


We started talking about fish. What if a farmer has a lake, and he takes the sperm and egg out of a female and male fish, and during summer, while wearing gloves, mixes the two and secures them in the lake. We would waste less fuel to transport fish from far away in the ocean. As for the fish grown... a deep enough lake will always have food for the fish, a shallow lake requires food though.


I asked him what if we could make an artificial environment for the fish, deep lakes but with the floor and outer walls made of wood or something which water can't leak out of, so that the fish have food, it's like a shelf or drawers, different levels, each level has something like 128 fish in it because that's how many eggs a female fish has.


He got angry and said "You're making us a little fat." I found it quite funny so I laughed inside myself. What was the first food people ate... fish. Showing you how to grow fish in the name of feasts that aren't too gluttonous is fun for me, so I thought I would type it. Of course this didn't really solve world hunger yet, because food requires food if it's alive. Fish need grains or something that they can eat, but it has to grow somewhere else. In the future, much later, I'd imagine it will be able to make these shelves which have an environment like a deep lake, so that the fish can find food on their own, all you need are two fish per level and a way to harvest them in the winter 6 months later because they'll freeze otherwise... but the funny thing is... nature is wonderful, because it teaches us something...


If the fish freeze in the winter... then they are in ice. I really argued with my father on this... the truck comes to pick them up, all the farmer has to do is break the ice into smaller parts while keeping the fish intact, the fish arrive more fresh in another part of the country. He said the truck is already cold during winter, but I told him "What if it could get colder? ...Because they're in ice while on the truck."


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Keeping in mind I'd like to challenge a few things which people will make up to attack me which are myths, unfortunately no one will see this one: First of all... No... fish do not need sunlight to live, they're fish, and they eat based on smell, not eyesight. Worst case scenario, you put a lightbulb in the middle of small square lake to light their way, different shelves, it became a building, but with low cielings. The fish were warm, they grew even larger, and not only that... they became more self sufficient. There are plants under water... okay... what happens if sunlight can somehow reach a plant in water, so it grows faster, and fish eat parts of the plant. Previously you needed to pour grains, now the fish feed themselves.

Second. My father asked what if the fish have baby fish by mating in the lake? I asked him "Okay, how many kids can 128 fish make?" He said something about evolution, but fortunately it does not apply to animals that are around from pre-historic times, first of all, and second of all, all of the fish would know they are brothers and sisters because they share a common scent, so in reality, each lake would only grow 128 fish, which are virgins.

I am an extremely intelligent fat ugly deformed shit made of cigarette smoke. And the majority of people like to cause problems when someone is trying to help.

So. Not only that I helped you grow fish... I gave you entirely pure fish, because they never had sex.

I need some tea as well as my coffee. As for these three comments, I highly doubt that people will read past the main post... I only wrote it for myself. I refuse to be judged.

virgin fish