Alright guys listen up. A while ago there was a story where someone was told they'd be tortured their whole life, of course heaven is forced to make people happy so God makes them fall asleep. First of all... if God made them happy by removing their memories, then they wouldn't be human anymore, so there's absolutely no way that happened, because they wouldn't even have a personality, which is the definition of a soul. I'm trying to write this on behalf of a fat ugly deformed shit made of cigarette smoke a bit more normally than he would so bare with me. Unfortunately he's still laughing even though the conversation happened more than 28 years ago in Bulgaria.

Anyway... There's a period in time in Heaven where everyone must have their heads bowed... unfortunately he's asleep, and he can't bow his head. So God bows it for him... then he doesn't move from that position, the only thing God does is look at him from that point onward. He has to decide what to do based on if the person falls forwards or backwards. Now. First of all... when do your legs get tired in heaven? Never... because you'd have pain before you fall, so I guess someone would have to push him.

Moving on. Do people eat in Heaven? If they eat they would have to go to the bathroom... because if the food is incredibly clean then they would be like giants from how much we eat regularly on earth. So the buildings would have to grow along with them so they can go in and out of their apartments or houses. Their clothes would also have to grow in size, and Heaven itself would have to grow in size so that people have room to move around in. Now... if they are growing exponentially in height and not just in their belly, this could work, but their hair would also grow... at least they would have great hair, but wait there's more... since their hair is already a part of them... it would actually have to shrink in order for them to maintain how far down it goes, which means that eventually their hair would reach the floor... now... this is okay for women, because they could move forward, but guys have a beard, so I guess we would be stuck in place so we don't trip over our hair. This means that the utensils, such as forks and spoons for eating would have to be larger because we grow, and so would the scissors that we use, because we would have to cut our hair. We would need a mirror to see perfectly well or someone else would cut our hair for us. Unless we're all bald. One thing which would also have to grow larger would be trees, so they can produce more fruit for us. The fruit would have to be larger in size as well, so we can feel fed, and hold the actually food in our hands. Now a larger tree would also need more water in order to produce larger fruit, because it's larger, based on science raindrops can't get bigger, so it would have to rain for a lot longer, but let's say it's not cold in heaven so it'd be okay. What would happen to the rest of the soil based on the amount of water required for trees to be well fed... okay we made mud... okay we made a swamp... okay it started getting so wet that the trees couldn't handle the amount of bad soil and started dying. Of course there would have to be food in heaven because if you don't eat anything then you feel empty after a couple of hours of not doing it, or at most a day if you're stuck at work from morning to night and skip lunch, because we eat more... and drink more... our cups and plates and tables would get bigger as well... and so would our bathrooms. At one point I don't think we would be able to feel water drops but let's say the shower turns into a jet stream. How long does it take to fill up the bathtub? Of course Mr. Rouynekov already disproved two major religions by saying that if God made a garden and a person with no knowledge in it then obviously that person would be unable to speak, because they wouldn't have a language, so God would just be talking with him or herself through a puppet. Then a snake would come along and finally the two people would eat an apple, unless he knew what sex is without having knowledge. Did the snake have knowledge? So in reality religions were disproved in about 2 minutes but a fat ugly deformed shit is a bit more creative. :)

P.S. Do a woman's eggs get larger in size if she has a larger body?

P.P.S. The point of this isn't to disprove something which has already been disproven... I just was hoping people would say... if the laws of physics apply, meaning a large majority of laws of physics towards everything including heaven, then please type the following in your reply below: "Alright! I get it! People go to the bathroom in heaven!"

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The enter key needed to be pressed for emphasis. So you see, a fat ugly deformed shit made of cigarette smoke was able to explain one thing. There will always be one thing in heaven which some people are annoyed by...

I'm abandoning this body. -Belphegor

Do people... have... pets... such as... cats... and... dogs... in heaven?!!? :) XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD !!!!

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You know it's funny how Saint Valentine isn't actually a Saint because of...

Forget it.

Okay so... if you walk into a store with a cappuccino machine... some of these machines have three choices.

Take a cup, put it below the text "hot chocolate" and fill it 1/3rd of the way... then move the same cup to the next text "french vanilla cappuccino" and fill it 1/3rd more... you made it too sweet so here's how to solve that... take the same 2/3rd full cup and place it below the word "cappuccino" and finish filling it up. This costs the same as a regular coffee from pumping out one of the options. 3 options combined into one really really good coffee... the kind that starbucks is unable to sell you, because the labor to do it is ridiculous for an employee there, but if you do it yourself... in our current year 2022... it tastes much better, and only costs 2 dollars for a large cup.

Okay so... a long while ago I wrote that if something is newer... people don't know how to think, because they aren't used to it, they need more time to catch up to something that's older, but I was thinking and realized that when something is newer... it's made by people who had more generations before they made it, so I guess this is kind of an apology to certain philosophies that will not be named. I think this one can be rated E for everyone, because it be applied to anything...

20 year old music videos are a double edged sword. :)

I just wanted to say that... when I was in school I learned about how water goes up in the air and becomes clouds, then it's purified and comes back down. Fortunately due to the help of a fat ugly deformed shit made of cigarette smoke... I finally realized something. In reality... all water that's out in the open manages to do this... from everywhere... oceans... lakes... ponds...sewers...water fountains... the kind of fountains where you can fill a plastic bottle with water in the mountains.

The thing is though... one drop of water in the smallest that water can get... but when it turns into a gas... and goes in the sky, that water is spread out and mixed alongside the other water... then it comes back down. Isn't this amazing? =)

We still have so much to learn about water... it has so many uses that we didn't even know before... it can clean your teeth underneath through being forced through a hose and remove some small popcorn shards that were stuck. Showers and baths are nice as well... though I prefer showers. Baths waste more water anyway. It's really good for your muscles and bones and overall health of your brain. You need 8 cups a day and I completely recommend it unless you have a weak heart. It helps so many plants and fruit grow... especially the kind that animals feed off of... such as grass that cows need.

A long while ago I spoke with my parents about something. I talked about animals. I said I wonder how gorillas find food because they eat bananas, but realistically, bananas only ripe for one season. We can preserve them, but even if they [monkeys] have a lot of them... they'll turn into alcohol, however, past that... they'll become poisonous to eat, even if there are a ton of them, because they all fall to the ground at the same time. I've never actually asked someone, however I think apes and gorillas move around, but they can't eat bananas in the winter, and a large part of two other seasons, so they have to find something else. They don't eat meat, so it has to be some other fruit, or plants, and the only other thing it could be is fish.

Now. Off to the next thing. Sometimes when someone speaks to their parents they try to make a story, or they talk about a story that's already been made though we were in Bulgaria. If three pigs built houses, their houses were either hot, warm, or cold depending on the building material. If it was warm enough, they don't need to heat their house, but the brick house was cold, so it would freeze. It would have to have a chimney. What if a wolf climbed it somehow and got in through the chimney? :) Or jumped high enough, because a pig is small, so the house wouldn't be very tall... but it would be wide, so that the pig has room to walk in.

Of course... this is just a memory, and unlike a wolf mixed with a devil having a conversation with his pack in Bulgaria, another devil, which is made of smoke would say it somewhere else for a laugh. In all honesty... a fat ugly deformed... shape of cigarette smoke from when someone huffed out because they were annoyed at something.

I should add one last thing... even if the fireplace were lit, the wolf would just leap out of the fireplace very quickly with almost no harm in it, eat the pig for the fun of the hunt, and walk out the door. Or it would just give it a bite for fun and leave proudly. Of course... based on how powerful a wolf's jaw is... it would kill the pig just by biting it once for fun.

If you become a healthier weight if you are overweight, here is a reason to do it... Your coffee/tea/alcohol becomes more potent, and your tolerance decreases, requiring for you to spend a lot less money for the same effect. It's so much better, so get out there and exercise and diet. You'll live longer. ;)

There's another part of this that I guess I should say, aside from that I wouldn't say fire if there's no fire. Since this is the internet... but it's the fake internet... I thought I would share the less intelligent version of the reason. -Because you're causing panic and wasting people's time. But... there's also an intelligent version of the reason that I could add into this aside from communism. If someone said that there were a fire somewhere, and there were a real fire somewhere else, people would try to pour water on the first problem they heard, well, they'd bring water and lose time. What would happen to the real fire? It would just get worse, because people reached it later, and it would be more difficult to put it out, because they were distracted somewhere else, which wasted their time, but if there were another type of problem, one fake and one real somewhere else, also made it more difficult to stop because it got worse.

When I was young I spoke with my father about global warming. I asked him why people don't just make different gases for short periods of time in large quantities and pollute the air intentionally to cause spikes that don't harm anyone, because it's high up in the atmosphere. Based on the gas used... you monitor a spike, you can see if the area gets hotter or colder, by doing different things in a very large quantity during a short period of time, you know exactly what causes global warming and global cooling. You learn how to make it rain more often or less often. I know. It's not my best accomplishment and the concept of romantic technology is much more intelligent, but it's something. I shared it in High School with my professor. For some reason he said I was Einstein.