A while ago my mother read that everyone will go deaf from a book in bulgaria, I overheard her reading it out loud. My only thought and reply was "So the earth will turn into some kind of hell? ... You're torturing people through your voice."

You see because she's saying bad things and it makes everyone upset when someone does that, even when it's read from a prophetic book.

The one thing I can't put my finger on now is... if it did happen in the late future, how would people actually be torturing anyone with their voice. We simply wouldn't hear anything except through technology.

I'm probably going to be harmed for this.

A long while ago me and my family had a conversation in jest. "What would happen if God decided to make soup?" My parents asked me without explaining much, this is by the way one of my first memories since I could walk around. I replied "Devils would put bad ingredients in the soup to ruin it, but they'd be caught by Angels, which would put good ingredients to counter it; their own ingredients." My father asked me after "What would the soup be like when God tries it?" I replied "I think the soup would neither be good nor bad, it would have both good and bad things." I added "It depends on which combination he scoops, meaning if he had a potato and an onion in one spoonful he might like it more than if he had a carrot and an onion slice."

Anyway they were talking about the primordial soup, and I just gave you a more realistic theory on to how we were formed than what religious books say.

Of course Devils aren't all bad and Angels aren't all good so this is subjective.

That there were technology that makes winter seem shorter and cold months in general and makes summer seem longer.

Thoughts?

What my "I remembered another memory" and "anyway" speech did combined, so if you don't mind please censor one of them. Both are rated A but I figure if this is rated E more people will see it.

Edit:

This one makes it a bit better...

https://belthagor.newgrounds.com/news/post/1288722

A long while ago my father asked me to make up another concept... I replied... A device you plug into the outlet that controls when electricity comes out... A timer. For example it could work every day at a specific hour or one day in a week at a specific time every week. He only made 14 and sold 13 of them but kept one. Its one of a kind and me and fake mom are planning to bring it to the US for some reason. When I was 3 or 4 years old he said it made more money than expected. I told him he should patent it in case Im sick or too old to work as a safety net. I honestly don't know why he compared me to his father and the time before that as well... A beer is the same strength as a small glass of wine or a shot of whiskey so I couldn't understand it.