Um...

Maybe food in heaven is... smaller than on earth, but gives you more of what you need, and gives you good feelings compareable to clarity, peace of mind, and a high.

-D.R.

See previous part here...

https://dormantaccount2.newgrounds.com/news/post/1329318

There is a reason why 1940's or whenever it was made engineers invented fan rotation. Mosquitoes. When you are going to go to sleep... you leave the fan in the center, and have it rotate. To mosquitoes this is like you waving your hand at them, so they never bite you. Fans: 1 Air Conditioners: 0

Anyway...

We didn't know how to hunt yet, and as the aztecs cooked their corn in a hot springs by adding salt to it... a wild boar showed up and ate the corn. The first time... no one knew what happened. Then... someone was looking from far away. He saw the boar come and the aztecs most likely thought "What if we use food to get larger food" and then set up a trap for the boar with some already cooked corn. This was part of the series of adventures with food... just ridiculous things kept happening.

One of the other first foods we ate, during summer, would be meat. It got really hot one summer, and as you are aware, salt makes hot air cook faster just like hot water does. We cut meat very thin and used a rock which was like an oven in order to cook the meat.

Before cooking meat this way I think we tried to cook vegetables, either a bell pepper or romaine lettuce on the rock.

View previous part here:

https://dormantaccount2.newgrounds.com/news/post/1351311

I remembered some more memories...

Do you think food may have harmed us before it helped us?

A while ago my parents, during my childhood, asked me what I think the first food we ate was. I said it may have been eggs, after asking if there's hot water available on the earth elsewhere besides our stove. They told me about a hot springs afterwards. I asked if we could visit and spoke with a bulgarian person whom said to leave the egg at the hottest part of the spring... I replied that something bad might happen if we did that and he just said "How? It's in water?" so I took his advice and... the bad thing happened.

Anyway I think I know what happened with the egg. When you eat a lot of something you start to resemble it... aside from that, we learned that eggs have cholesterol which lead to heart problems. The reason we cooked the egg originally... I think was because we decided to see where chickens go. We couldn't tame them at first, so we took one of their eggs, and tried to incubate it in the hot springs. Unfortunately... it cooked. The first time it was overcooked, but smelled greatly like an egg, so we did it again.

Originally before this experiment... my mother cooked an egg similar to the way it would be placed at the least hot part of the spring, and it tasted amazing, including the texture.

It got me thinking... we tried milk... our bones became brittle.

Fruit and vegetables... there is no way these two could be screwed up except for diseases among plants which rarely appear.

Later on we introduced eggs and milk in our diets but less often than before, mixed in with other things as well.

I thought some more, and my father disagreed with me but... how could, for example, the aztecs cook for an entire city?

They would need a lot of wood chopped to make fire in order to cook that much corn, so I came to the conclusion that they used a hot spring originally to cook food instead of bathing. This was its primary use... to feed people with maize.

The final part to this conversation was that maybe based on what happened with the egg in the hot springs, after a bulgarian person said to leave it where the fountain is... we only invented popcorn because the same thing happened while cooking the maize at the hottest part of the spring.

We brought a cob of corn... and tried heating it in the microwave as an experiment, to see if it would turn into popcorn, simulating what I thought the hot springs would do. For a short while... nothing happened while it was vertically placed... so I lowered my head. A few more seconds after... dad said "Mitko... raise your head." I saw the popcorn kernels flying around during this time, and realized how meaningful our discussion that day was. (This all happened in one day in Bulgaria, you see.) The corn was raw, and not even hardened or covered with butter or oil, and science topped off our discussion, as me being right, and my father being stubborn.

If my memory serves me correctly... at first... the corn didn't even heat up. So we put a shallow bowl of water with the corn in the center, vertically... the hot steam is what made the popcorn happen during cooking, similar to the way you'd find hot steam at an onsen/hot spring, which is exactly how the aztecs originally made popcorn.

That popcorn, because it landed in water... was mostly wet, so it was dried after.

P.S. The Bulgarian guy said how we could cook them even faster afterwards... by putting salt in the water. :O

I have a challenge for you.

I know a question that no science on earth can answer...

What do fish breathe?

They're under water... theres no oxygen under water. There is no way they breathe water.

In order to breathe oxygen they would have to split a water element and strip it of its oxygen, leaving hydrogen by itself.

No science can answer it.

If you can't answer it within 5 years, I would like for someone whom, in all honesty back when I saw her face on an album cover in Bulgaria when I was four years old, looked beautiful; the love of my life, to reply to me on insta without memory technology of this conversation and others being turned off, same for awareness of consciousness technology.

P.S.

Mr Rouynekov would call it having a polite and calming conversation through text, of course the fat ugly deformed shit made of cigarette smoke would just call it tying up loose ends, for some reason.

Sincerely

-The fat ugly deformed shit made of cigarette smoke.

I had an idea. I asked my dad why the fire department doesn't use water from the building's own water supply, and I specifically remember that he mentioned sprinklers. Anyway I was thinking of something more simple... a regular large pipe attached to the main water valve before it reaches the boiler, which goes to the side of the building and a faucet which requires a special wrench to operate. They could attach their hoses to it... more water... less fire. A sprinkler system cost 50,000 in the nineties, this costs 500 dollars to make, back then anyway, making it much cheaper. I spoke to one of my friends about it, and he recommended that I speak with someone who runs buildings about it. I thought about it, and even though the idea can't backfire... I feel people here don't want me to succeed, at least you wouldn't be using gas pistol if you did, so maybe I should go with the philosophy of the person whom replaced my father... "Don't help them. Don't give them anything." ...combined with my philosophy... which is that the majority of people like to cause problems.

The faucet, since there's no boiler, only has cold water, it can be adjusted for more or less pressure using this special wrench, I feel that this is one of people's inventions that should exist, but won't alongside many other ideas.

Let's face it, based on being tortured for 28 years so far, actually a bit longer than that... I'm convinced that the earth is a dictatorship, so I feel I should say this to all of the people whom have harmed me... I want nothing to do with you.

Mr. Rouynekov's thought composed by the fat ugly deformed shit made of cigarette smoke.

Cheers.

-The fat ugly deformed shit made of cigarette smoke.

How is going to the bathroom not on that hierarchy.

What has been one of the first things we need to do after eating, way before all the other things. We had shelter, food, etc.

Unbelievable.

I am Very Disappointed.

There's one thing which can't be removed from Heaven as well...

It depends on one question.

Does God breathe?

That would mean that God takes in oxygen...

and therefore has to remove carbon dioxide.

:)

If God doesn't breathe...

How does he talk?

-Sincerely: The fat ugly deformed shit made of cigarette smoke.

What if I told you... I know how to move a circle, by moving another circle?

A tea cup on a plate. I rotated the handle, the top spun back and forth.

I want to give you something, so I have.

It made a sound.

And we think.... oh we're so intelligent, we can make anything.

Why not make a cup that holds stuff like hot coffee or tea or heated liquor, which has material which cools at the same rate as the water inside of it, so that we always know what temperature our hot coffee/tea/liquor is... but our hands feel temperature differently than our mouths. Which touches your mouth first? Your coffee or your cup?